My Retirement Plan Has Handlebars – Snowmobile T-Shirt
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My Retirement Plan Has Handlebars
More winters behind the handlebars.
Your idea of retirement comes with fresh snow and another ride on the calendar. My Retirement Plan Has Handlebars puts that plan front and center with a snowmobile rider, powder, mountain scenery, snowy pines, and a vibrant retro sunset.
From Dirt & Sled, for people who build their weekends around the ride.
Design Features & Highlights
- Funny snowmobile retirement saying
- Vibrant vintage-inspired sunset and mountain artwork
- Snowmobile rider powering through a winter scene
- A conversation starter for cabin weekends and riding crew gatherings
Perfect For
Snowmobile dads and grandpas, retired riders, future retirees, and retirement party, birthday, Christmas, or Father's Day gifts.
Wear It Your Way
An easy pick for everyday plans, garage time, and swapping trail stories with the crew.
Made Especially for You
Your order puts us to work. We prepare and print your chosen design especially for you, so your next favorite arrives ready for everyday adventures. Thanks for riding with Dirt & Sled.
Dirt & Sled — Built Around the Ride.
Material & Fit
- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Ash: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Heather colors: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Lightweight 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) fabric
- Comfortable unisex fit; pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |